Double Wahala for APC Akwa Ibom State Chapter?

By Osondu Ahirika

Ever heard or sang the chorus 'everything na double double', in a Church?

That's how fruitful the All Progressives Congress, Akwa Ibom State Chapter have become.

For all 31 Local Government Areas, the have 62 Chapter Chairmen after their Congress. Two Chairmen per Chapter.

Whereas they mock PDP's empowerment list with the snide retort of 3, 3 per Ward, they have settled for the lesser 2, 2 per Ward for every Office.

Two Nations are in the womb of APC Akwa Ibom State Chapter.

Senator Godswill Akpabio's Akwa Ibom Democratic Forum and Senator John Udoedehe's Support Group.

We shouldn't blame them. The killing of twins was an abomination stopped by Mary Slessor whose habitation was in Itu.

Just that, APC's womb bore siamese twins. Any creature with two heads is not easy on the eyes.

How will these parallel Exco's run their yard?

Away from their double Wahala, there's a bright side to their cojoined confusion.

So, APC may have made profit.

Boasting a geometric rise of membership in Akwa Ibom State where PDP is supposedly a religion?

They have suddenly mustered enough converts to parade parallel Exco's across board. 62 Chapter Chairmen and 658 Ward Chairmen is a full quiver for the party.

Let's celebrate grace. They're doing well.

Be wary PDP, APC is coming or aren't they?

Are you asking me what will be the outcome of the double Wahala?

Never mind!

Urua ama yo'mo a'ma, ese di' dop'o enyam!

If you're not from Akwa Ibom State, don't bother for a translation. Those concerned understand.